Tag: funny
member name: Wacky & Tacky !
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March 27, 2007 01:48 PM EDT --
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So, I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college . . .
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October 04, 2007 12:14 PM EDT --
Some of my favorites ...
Hornyhead Branch, Alabama
Blue Ball, Delaware
Santa Claus, Georgia
Gay Head, Massachusetts
Hoop and Hollar, Texas
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Big Ugly, West Virginia . . .
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October 05, 2007 10:56 AM EDT --
Have you ever been next to someone that is wearing so much perfume that you feel like gagging?
A New York woman says she lost her job at a Long Island, N.Y., customer service center for wearing . . .
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August 09, 2007 02:54 PM EDT --
According to the Unicorn Museum (http://www.unicornmuseum.org/index.html), Unicorns are mentioned nine times in the KJV Bible. For example:
"the strength of an unicorn." (Numbers 23:22 . . .
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April 06, 2007 12:38 PM EDT --
Sign of the times?
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers: 'Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! . . .
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April 13, 2007 05:17 PM EDT --
Where do wedding dresses go after the wedding? How about to Mexico?
The U.S. border police recently recovered a thousand wedding gowns trying to cross the border into Mexico.
The . . .
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April 15, 2007 10:27 AM EDT --
Have you ever been in a situation where you unwillingly had to pay someone money, and you thought about paying them off in pennies?
A loser in a small claims case in Michigan last month paid . . .
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June 30, 2007 04:54 PM EDT --
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo playing geek in 'Deliverance')
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad.)
8. I'm . . .
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July 16, 2007 10:51 AM EDT --
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path
4. How . . .
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August 22, 2007 11:21 AM EDT --
Early last week, over 17,000 homes in Norway's Sor-Helgeland district were left without telephone and internet service because a moose destroyed the switching equipment box containing . . .
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September 12, 2007 11:17 AM EDT --
They take their fast food hamburgers seriously down in Georgia. Seriously enough that if you screw with a man's Big Mac you're doing jail time.
It all started in Union City, Georgia where a 20-year-old . . .
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September 26, 2007 06:09 PM EDT --
8. She's a goblin
7. Id like to get a little something in the sack.
6. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
5. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch
4. Show me . . .
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October 05, 2007 10:12 AM EDT --
The Anti-Ticket Donut is a fun way to bribe yourself out of a traffic ticket.
Inside this tin container is a chocolate-glazed donut, sure to tempt the tastebuds of just about any law-enforcement officer. . . .
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September 17, 2007 12:47 PM EDT --
It seems two teenagers in Orem, Utah, have been arrested for hunting cows with bows and arrows.
Supposedly they became frustrated during the opening weekend of archery deer hunting season, and . . .
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March 01, 2007 06:20 PM EST --
The newest addition to the menu at Denny's Beer Barrel Pub is one whopper of a burger. The Beer Barrel Main Event Charity Burger weighs in at 123 pounds, a meaty monstrosity that its cooks maintain . . .
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March 10, 2007 08:17 AM EST --
When John Cornwell graduated from Duke University last year, he landed a job as software engineer in Atlanta but soon found himself longing for his college lifestyle.
So the engineering graduate built . . .
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March 23, 2007 10:52 AM EDT --
Book Report
Students at Sacramento State were assigned to read 2 books & complete a Short report, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart ass student . . .
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April 13, 2007 05:51 PM EDT --
1. BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
2.SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot . . .
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August 16, 2007 01:39 PM EDT --
Sign says: "Time to switch to Sweetex"
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August 20, 2007 04:42 PM EDT --
An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son Fred, who used to help him, was in prison.
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